wychwenthal

Ah, male bashing. So sexist. So tired. And, of course, the last refuge of the terminally dumped.

"Nobody's being racist, Mariner. Don't accuse us before we've even said anything"

Mmmm. The sweet sweet taste of holier-than-thou hypocracy.

Just a second, I recognise those names....

CRIMEWATCH

No no no, Adam Sandler is Erika.

Furthermore, there must be a new dwarf in the film purely for comedy purposes and cheap height jokes.

Finally Captain Johnson, the most right wing fascist ever to grace the caverns of Exile, must be played by the Daily Mail.