Celtic Minstrel: I fixed the openboe link in my post. Thanks for seeding and
adding the magnet link!
Slarty/whatever: yep! Glad you still exist, and got the reference. I hope
everyone else is jealous that they don't get it. Those were the days, eh?
Meanwhile, you'll never guess (and I'll never tell) which of these scenarios
represents my own pretentious juvenalia! Those, too, were the days.