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-A glaahk, because I like how their legs/stingers look and they seem like the most practical/normal creations.

A glaahk is the most normal and practical? The worm with a stinger balanced precariously on its two legs? Uhh...

 

—Alorael, who would be a rotghroth for, um, medical reasons. Weeping acid pustules are no joke!

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I'd go with Drayk. Solitary and temperamental, the top dog in times of peace but quickly surpassed when push comes to shove.

 

Anyone who says I should be a thad 'cause I'm hairy- no. Tyran is the thad. Most of y'all know why.

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—Alorael, who would be a rotghroth for, um, medical reasons. Weeping acid pustules are no joke!

I think you're more of a patchwork, given the mishmash of SW memes about you.

 

The creation that Dikiyoba is should be obvious.

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-An Eyebeast. Because they look like Beholders. Like the time when I mind-controlled Jeff to give me his GIFTS plushie. Yeah, and I'm not going to give that back either.

 

-Or an ornk, because they are so overpowered that Jeff made only one canister. They can ravage the whole cornfield and bring famine wherever they went. Their natural predators are normally butchers. So I'd stay away from those.

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-Nightwatcher

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For offbeat creations, I'm trying to figure who would be a servant mind, and who would be a reaper turret. Slarty might be a servant mind, with tremendous technical knowledge and analytical ability. Reaper turret...hmm...somehow Dantius comes to mind.

 

I have no idea what I'd be.

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is there a creation that whines about this geneforge rubbish being in general? If so, that one :p

 

but if that doesn't work out then any passive-aggressive asshat creation will do fine

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is there a creation that whines about this geneforge rubbish being in general? If so, that one :p

Congratulations! You're an unsellable trowel!

 

Dikiyoba had to reference it somewhere, and is not at all sorry.

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is there a creation that whines about this geneforge rubbish being in general? If so, that one :p

 

but if that doesn't work out then any passive-aggressive asshat creation will do fine

 

Not a creation, per se, but you'd clearly be a Trakovite if you think it's rubbish in general.

 

As for myself, I reckon I'd be a golem, because I'm slow-moving, can't speak, take forever to kill, and my only way to attack people is by punching them.

 

Wait... We'll say it's because I'm resilient, instead.

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A glaahk is the most practical creation because it is basically a scorpion with legs. It stings, it doesn't fire any insanely complicated magic bolts of doom. It just stings.

And it has a pretty good sting. (you must wonder why I didn't choose the clawbug, it's because it's name implies it uses claws to attack, and yet it also stings(although claws might be used to make those huge tunnels they live in))

 

Congratulations QuickLex, you are a control panel.

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A glaahk is the most practical creation because it is basically a scorpion with legs.

 

Scorpions have legs to begin with, you know. More than Glaahks, in fact.

 

I dunno. Vlish?

 

Well, now you have me missing DV. Thanks a bunch.

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I'd be one of those trees that pretty much spread everywhere and are a constant nuisance and have to keep being cut back.

 

But really, probably an artilla, because of how fragile and squishy I am.

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I would definitely be a Vlish because they are very fragile, but also incredibly clever, with a very strong mental fortitude.

 

I have no idea what MMXPERT would be. I had a tough enough time coming up with one for myself, and Nalyd already used it as well.

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Probably a Drakon, since they're the creations that are closest to humans in the series, come on, they were shaped to imitate Shapers! :D

Drakons were shaped to be superior to the Shapers, so they're more analogous to some sort of superhuman race, like homo sapiens superior in the X-men comics. I think Serviles are the closest creations to humanity.

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This post is still alive? Then I would be a vase that is Not Yours (NY). Because most npcs hide their weed in there.

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Or an undrinkable wine. Because it is not allowed for under aged Rawals and Astorias

-Nightwatcher

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THE ORNK LORD COMETH.

 

MIGHTY ARE HIS MOOINGS, THOSE UTTERANCES WHICH FELLED THE MIGHTIEST DRAYKS AND LOWLIEST FYORAS. AND STEVE, BECAUSE HE WAS INSOLENT.

TERRIBLE ARE HIS HOOVES THAT TRAMPLE THE BONES OF THE FALLEN INTO DUST AND THE STONES OF THE SHAPERS INTO SOMEWHAT GRAYER DUST.

TITANIC IS HIS TAIL, THE GLEAMING STANDARD OF THE REBELLION, INSPIRATION TO ALL ORNKKIND THAT FOLLOW IT. ALSO IT'S GREAT FOR SMACKING THINGS.

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If this were the cheesy pickup line thread, I'd answer: "A living tool, so I could unlock the mysteries of your heart..."

Just be careful. You break someone's heart as a living tool, and you both die in agony.

 

Dikiyoba.

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