Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I made a list, I hope it won't lead to spam (but I don't care if it does), so here are how many posts you have made since we entered our new home (only top 25):- Top 2-5 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. Sylae 314 3. Tyranicus 277 4. Lilith 259 5. Randomizer 249 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Top 6-10 6. SoT 218 7. Actaeon 211 8. Triumph 209 9. Trenton 201 10. Aran 194 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Top 11-15 11. Nikki 189 12. Alorael 172 13. Excalibur 149 14. Dikiyoba 148 15. Earth Empires 141 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Top 16-20 16. The Reincarnated Baron Van Steuben 131 17. The Reverend 121 18. Jewels >:ok 117 19. Harehunter 116 20. Jerakeen 112 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Top 21-25 21. ADoS 109 22. RaustBlackDragon 81 23. Death Knight 77 24. Nalyd 76 25. Rowen 54 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As for the number one, I will leave it to you guys to guess , just as a simple hint:- Has 388 posts during this period ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I have tried to make it error free but it's a manual list so well It could have a small error here and there.(again I don't care) nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Dang. I'm going to get a lump of coal in my stocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I'm higher than I thought I'd be. Clearly the spamming I did just after the switch has tided me over the last few weeks. Hopefully they'll see me straight for a while longer yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Rowen Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Look at me, I'm the least spammy of the spammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrulous Glaahk Little Fyora Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 And I'm not even in the list though I started out as a spammer. As for the number one, I will leave it to you guys to guess Somebody made more posts than even Sylae ? Now who on Earth would that be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Earth Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I post mostly to game boards so quite expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Tyranicus Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 And I'm not even in the list though I started out as a spammer. As for the number one, I will leave it to you guys to guess Somebody made more posts than even Sylae ? Now who on Earth would that be ? Yes, and it's our little mosquito-slaying friend here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Earth Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 ms posts everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 Yes, and it's our little mosquito-slaying friend here. Why, why ,WHY would you give it so quickly, I wanted to have some fun, you killjoy. (Additionally I slay little things, I'm not little myself ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I made more posts than TRENTON? No wonder people have been calling me spammy. (Or maybe it's my willingness to indulge in meta-spam like this thread.) Tyranicus and Triumph 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt BMA Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Yes, and it's our little mosquito-slaying friend here. Very modest of you for not mentioning that yourself, MS I'm 26th, by the way. No, don't argue, I just know that. Mosquito---Slayer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 12, 2012 Author Share Posted December 12, 2012 I'm 26th, by the way. No, don't argue, I just know that. You are not, even if I include the post you just made, there are still at least three spammers above you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody The Reverend Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I'm only #17? Clearly I'm not procrastinating enough!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I don't know what to say, but saying nothing is so OOC. I don't know whether to be surprised that I made it to the top 20 or that I'm not in the bottom of the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Mods are supposed to be spammy. It's in our contract with the clause it the very fine, fine 1 point type print. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt BMA Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 You are not, even if I include the post you just made, there are still at least three spammers above you. *Sigh* Clearly, I should spam harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) verified using info from database. excellent job, especially for doing everything by hand. I'd be useless if I didn't have SQL Edited December 12, 2012 by صيلي that awkward moment when excel has RTL support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Interesting. I know I definitely went on a posting spree in the aftermath of the the great migration / my apotheosis to moderate coolness. I haven't had much to say recently, partly because the semester is drawing to a close and school = teh krayzxors. Also, while I try to be custodian of the more optimal spammer quote, I don't keep up with the vigorous post stuffing cartoon. That's someone else's job. Whoever you are, get it to work and post in here in honor of the spammy bug whacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Usually it's Tyranicus, but since I'm a much more optimal spammer than he, I'll take it upon myself to be bothered to write a new message in addition to posting Alex's cartoon: Triumph 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I am somewhat confused. I don't appear to be on ms's list, but I think I'm on Sylae's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Trenton. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Hah! Top ten! Really, It would be top 5, but I've been slacking lately, reading Fanfictions. Maybe its time I start up again... @Actaeon: You're ten higher than me. Don't get too excited. I can knock that out in ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Kelandon, you're number 26 with 54 (well, 53 when I did that, I guess). The one under Trenton in mine is Arancaytar. Excel is so lost it doesn't even know the number of characters present in the PDN, I guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Wow, I've been lurking so much. Time to fix that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Xaiya Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I still challenge you to post at the frequency I did on February 4, 2007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Actaeon Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 I still challenge you to post at the frequency I did on February 4, 2007. Why would you SAY something like that? I remember the days following your registration, Iffy. They were dark ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 My spaminess as of late has been dampened by finals and projects. Once winter break comes around I'll be insanely bored though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Goldengirl Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Interesting. I know I definitely went on a posting spree in the aftermath of the the great migration / my apotheosis to moderate coolness. I haven't had much to say recently, partly because the semester is drawing to a close and school = teh krayzxors. Also, while I try to be custodian of the more optimal spammer quote, I don't keep up with the vigorous post stuffing cartoon. That's someone else's job. Whoever you are, get it to work and post in here in honor of the spammy bug whacker. I second that. End of semester has understandably drawn me away from Spiderweb and given me less time to think of witty things to say when I am on here. In the aggregate, since this happens to a number of us, it means that there's less conversation at all and thus harder to spam in general. It's easier to generate a lot of conversation with a hundred people than it is with ten, and therefore the withdrawal of the college posters due to finals makes it harder on everyone. Fortunately there are intrepid posters like mosquito-slayer to pick up our slack... Fortunately? And please! I am the rightful custodian of the more optimal spammer quote. nikki. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 People take time to say witty things? I just say whatever comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Sometimes what comes to mind happens to be witty. Like this. See? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 No. I see no wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Well, this may be part of the problem. How 'bout that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted December 12, 2012 Share Posted December 12, 2012 Wit. ^ There. See it? Dikiyoba and nikki. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 I'm slipping. In just a few long years I shall have been toppled from my spammy throne and forgotten by anyone whose eyes do not bother to look past the very top of the post count rankings. —Alorael, who should try being pithier. And more frequently pithy. Brevity is the soul of wit, and it has the added benefit that you can be brief very often for little effort! Dikiyoba and nikki. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Harehunter Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 There must be something wrong wit my eyes, for I keep seeing wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 There must be something wrong wit my eyes, for I keep seeing wit. You keep seeing with what? Your ears? Your nose? Regardless, seeing with something other than your eyes is both impressive and very wrong. Dikiyoba needs to be genuinely witty or interesting with this gimmick more often. Posting should be an art, not a contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 how am i still #4, it feels like i hardly even post any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Randomizer Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 how am i still #4, it feels like i hardly even post any more you still manage to snipe me every few days and sometimes every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 how am i still #4, it feels like i hardly even post any more That actually surprised me, not that you are at #4, that was sort of expected, but the fact that you were higher than Randomizer, but then I found that even Tyran was higher than Randomizer,oh well. Fortunately there are intrepid posters like mosquito-slayer to pick up our slack... Fortunately? My presence is very very fortunate for the forum, why the hell would you even think something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Kelandon Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Kelandon, you're number 26 with 54 (well, 53 when I did that, I guess). Oh no! I am losing my spammy touch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Lauren CW Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 How far down that list am I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 How far down that list am I? I could tell you if you gave me the name with which you went on UBB, also possibly some UBB thread you posted in. (or maybe Sylae could tell, much easier for her) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) I'm slipping. In just a few long years I shall have been toppled from my spammy throne and forgotten by anyone whose eyes do not bother to look past the very top of the post count rankings. —Alorael, who should try being pithier. And more frequently pithy. Brevity is the soul of wit, and it has the added benefit that you can be brief very often for little effort! See my other topic, where I did a recount of the post count, based on what was currently on the board (so purged topics don't count). Randomizer already reigns supreme. I could tell you if you gave me the name with which you went on UBB, also possibly some UBB thread you posted in. (or maybe Sylae could tell, much easier for her) Bard is #44, with 22 posts since the switch. At this point I would like to remind everyone what happened when monthly spamming stats were posted, and how that brought chaos and much spam to the midst of SW as users tried to reach the top of the monthly list. In the interest of the community. keep any stats general enough that it won't result in a pissing contest. This is getting awfully close to that line. Edited December 13, 2012 by صيلي As much as I like stats, I'd rather have just general stats and a not-spammy SW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 We could challenge people to not spam. How long can you go without posting? I have been able to make fractious nieces keep quiet on road trips by introducing 'silent slow counting' races, where the winner would be the one who counted mentally from 1 to twenty the slowest. Astonishingly, it worked. The girls took the competition seriously and stayed silent for quite some time. Then they started arguing that the other one was cheating. She probably was. It's not an easy contest to adjudicate. A less presumptuous name. and Lauren CW 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk adc. Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Wait, Trenton is 9th! Hahaha!I would gladly recommend a few spams, because, unfortunately, topics are slowly getting dead and not a single one pops up. The only way to maintain your post count is to post a few spam, which would be bad, verrrrrrrryyyy bad. ---------- -The red-eyed phantom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 At this point I would like to remind everyone what happened when monthly spamming stats were posted, and how that brought chaos and much spam to the midst of SW as users tried to reach the top of the monthly list. otoh it also made dolphin post a lot and she was p awesome so on balance it worked out well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt BMA Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Wait, Trenton is 9th! Hahaha!I would gladly recommend a few spams, because, unfortunately, topics are slowly getting dead and not a single one pops up. The only way to maintain your post count is to post a few spam, which would be bad, verrrrrrrryyyy bad. ---------- -The red-eyed phantom whoa nightwatcher is that really you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ineffable Wingbolt Mosquito---Slayer Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 We could challenge people to not spam. How long can you go without posting? I think people will just try to lose . (Just like I did right now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Posting is an art. It's the art of saying very little in the minimum number of words required to obfuscate the fact that you are saying very little. —Alorael, who uses his signature as misdirection. By the time you've finished reading it you've probably forgotten what was in the main body of the post because there was so little to remember. Having no memory, your mind supplies some nebulous idea that something was said and you come away satisfied. It's all sleight of prose. Lauren CW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Student of Trinity Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Popcorn for the mind. Spam different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Triumph Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 In honor of the holiday season, I propose that we all take a break from posting spam and post fruitcake instead! It's still a notoriously disliked yet ubiquitous food, it's seasonally appropriate, it's well-suited for all who have left their sanity at the door, AND it adds a splash of color! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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