Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dantius badass-est Worst-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk nikki. Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: Dantius Incorrect. The badass-est base of operations is the Washington Monument. Shut down the elevators, barricade the doors, and seal off the stairway, and you have a shining white spire 555 feet tall that's completely impregnable. The Pyramids would be pretty cool, too, if it weren't for the whole "oxygen" thing. I prefer the original Washington Monument. Togas for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Actually, the Statue of Liberty is the ideal location in the event of a zombie apocalpse. Its surronded by water, so I don't even know need to shut anything off. I've got access to boats, and assuming I have a map, I can probably go there myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall The Ratt Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I would be pretty easy for the zombies to walk across the channel though, I don't think it's too deep or treacherous. Actually a Wal-Mart wouldn't be too bad because there are relatively small entrances that you need to watch. The only problem is if a zombie got in it could be hard to find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 hole up in a prison until the zombies go away (or you die of old age) if the zombies get in just lock your self in a sell. The bars are made to stay strong if someone is trying to smash out (or in) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Wal-Mart isn't as good of a zombie fortification as it used to be because they don't sell guns anymore. Our Wal-Mart has a big potato factory next to it, which means you'd have a very large source of food nearby, in addition to the grocery area of the Wal-Mart. Edit: A jail does seem like an ideal place to hide. There's barbwire fences and watchtowers, in addition to searchlights. The only problem is that the prison closest to me houses O.J. Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Acky Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 He didn't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 He can't really say that about the Las Vegas robbery, though. That's why he wound up by the strangely-named city of Lovelock. Edit: What would O.J. Simpson be like as a zombie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Sudanna Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Washington Monument - good luck getting out for supplies through the ravening horde of zombies crowding around your scent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast Dantius Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 No, wait- I have a better plan. Quickfire should fix everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 The only problem with quickfire is that you end up being trapped in whatever building you're hiding out in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotghroth Rhapsody Hypnotic Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Do rock paper sisciors with your arch-enemy and make sure you win. Make the loser walk to the top of a very hot volacno. Suspend this person in the middle. Then sit back and watch. All the zombies walk up the volcanoe. The zombies try to grab the fella in the middle but miss and sadly fall to the center. They melt or burn leaving room for the next batch of zombies. Rinse and repeat until the zombie problem is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Dikiyoba Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: Hypnotic Then sit back and watch. Where? Dikiyoba thinks losing the contest sounds like a better deal than winning. Not being party to this plan sounds even better, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: Excalibur Edit: A jail does seem like an ideal place to hide. There's barbwire fences and watchtowers, in addition to searchlights. The only problem is that the prison closest to me houses O.J. Simpson. when you get to the jail let the prisoners out, sorry i forgot to mention that in my last post. P.S. most prisons have a garden (i think) so food wont be a problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: Excalibur The only problem with quickfire is that you end up being trapped in whatever building you're hiding out in. That's why you have to drop the quickfire, surround yourself in fire barriers, wait for the town to be cleaned out (hopefully all the doors were open). Then leave the town and come back (hopefully you barriered yourself in adjacent to the exit), the quickfire will be gone. Now you just have to never leave again so that the zombies don't respawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Ornk Swimmin' Salmon Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Originally Posted By: I need no introduction P.S. most prisons have a garden (i think) so food wont be a problem You are thinking of the "yard." It's no garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ...what if zombies are really smart and we've all been led to believe the contrary so they can one day destroy us all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Best zombie plan: invent zombie mind control and set yourself up as dictator for life and only surviving human. —Alorael, who finds this about equally plausible and a whole lot more palatable. Oh, and anti-zombification serum would work fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unflappable Drayk Sleeping Dragon Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Would the serum just kill them or bring them back to life in horrible agony? Most zombies tend to rot at least a little bit during the transformation so I imagine if you were suddenly back in control of your zombified body again, you wouldn't be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan Sss-Chah Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 i'm pretty sure that the serum would only work if you are at least mostly human, at least that seems to be the general consensus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Volcanoes are just the natural equivalent to my pit with spikes and NaOH. The serum de-zombifies them, as the name hints. Thus, if there is enough life left, they live. If they are too far gone, they die, and beg you to kill them faster, provided their lungs and vocal cords still work. Alorael's mind-control would work, but I would get rather lonely. I would rather make half the world zombies and play... uh... let's call it hide-and-seek, with the remaining humans... Bwahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Alorael at Large Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Once you have mind-control, you don't need to let your mindless hordes devour everyone. A simple plurality of zombies will give you more than enough leverage to dominate the world. And as a bonus, you get to be viewed as a savior once you provide both freedom from the zombie menace and a free and tireless labor force, at least for a while. —Alorael, who actually meant material for inoculation against zombification. Turning zombies into either humans or corpses is helpful, but you can't get to every victim in time. It's much more effective to prevent the spread of zombies by making their victims just die rather than reviving as mindless, hunger-filled wretches. A very similar strategy eradicated smallpox, and while zombism is a rather different disease, it might prove even more vulnerable to immunization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyshakk Koan inni Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted By: Naughty Salmon Originally Posted By: I need no introduction P.S. most prisons have a garden (i think) so food wont be a problem You are thinking of the "yard." It's no garden. I think some prisons have a garden in the yard. (if not the yard can be turned into a garden). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall Sarachim Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Timothy Leary escaped from prison through the garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Understated Ur-Drakon Callie Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Originally Posted By: Sarachim Timothy Leary escaped from prison through the garden. So that's what we need: zombies doped up on LSD. Follow them down to a bridge by a fountain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I don't think mind-contolled zombies would work very well for hard labor. Rotten appendages might cause some difficulty when it comes to lifting stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Well-Actually War Trall A less presumptuous name. Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Eh, they can operate the dangerous machinery. And we can reinforce their appendages. Either way, they won't be whining about the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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