Articulate Vlish Quazicore Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I know this dosent really relate to anything spiderweb, but im wondering what are some good sayings to have in signatures so if anyone reading this could post something, would be awsome, nothing to terrific just funny,clever or witty sayings that could be used in a signatures Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Quazicore Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 Ill start off: Some people are like Slinky’s. Pretty much useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!! Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get. ]; I ran into my ex today…put it in reverse and did it again !!! “ Do not drink and drive or u might spill the drink Well some of those arent really that 'nice' but they give a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 don't have a sig just for the sake of having a sig. nothing is funny the 100th time somebody reads it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Quazicore Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 Understandable lilith, just wanted this thread as a 'funny thread' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Quazicore Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 Some more: notice that you are noticing nothing worth noticing? When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa…peacfully…sleeping…not screaming, like the passengers in his car… Never steal. The government hates competition i don’t need hollywood,hollywood needs me “Life’s Tough . . . Get a Helmet!” If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice. My life is one of those YOU HAD TO BE THERE jokes. Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Originally Posted By: Quazicore Understandable lilith, just wanted this thread as a 'funny thread' we have one of those already you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Articulate Vlish Quazicore Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 Wow, way to kill the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easygoing Eyebeast keira Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 this thread deserves it not to micromod or anything but theres an aptly titled best puns and jokes thread the best puns and jokes go there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchling Cockatrice Lilith Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Here is that thread. We don't need two of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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