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Posted 03 August 2011 - 06:54 AM #1 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

Kill Prize, Win Ogre
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Author: Dintiradan
Rating:
Difficulty:
Version: 1.0.0


Composite Score: 1.4/5.0

Best: 0.00% (0/18)
Good: 0.00% (0/18)
Average: 11.11% (2/18)
Substandard: 22.22% (4/18)
Poor: 66.67% (12/18)




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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:20 AM #2 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Nioca on the CSR:

I always wondered what these were like...and now that I know, I think I would have preferred it to remain that way.

Basically, the plot consists of
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Download it if you want, but be warned: you're wasting your time.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:22 AM #3 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From The Lurker on the CSR:

What Nioca said.

POOR but only because the readme was funny.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:23 AM #4 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Ephesos on the CSR:

The graphics file was broken, but I didn't really care... I just wanted to see the stuffed toy I cremated with a lethal blow. And then I got no ogre.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:25 AM #5 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From an unknown reviewer, possibly Pinchy the Crab, on the CSR:

Poor little scenario... never stood a chance... If you could keep the ogre without the graphic warping somehow, it would be pretty awesome, but sadly it wouldnt help this much. Ill just file this under "joke scenarios", because it doesnt take itself seriously, and it was pretty fun for the time I spent playing it.

<insert sage advice on your next scenario here>

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:26 AM #6 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Lazarus on the CSR:

Kill a prize, win an ogre. It's about as good as it sounds......

Not very.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:26 AM #7 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From an unknown reviewer on the CSR:


Oh yea!! I intend to make a scenario just like this one, but maybe better. Or then again maybe worse. Any the Ogre is cool.


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There's nothing wrong with it. It's just pointless.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:27 AM #8 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Smoo on the CSR:

This is an unorthodox scenario so I'll use an unorthodox way of calculating the score: I'll

start with zero.

+ 1.0 for the chuckle.
+ 5.0 for the designer being a virile, sexy bastard.
- 1.0 for the poor "prize" that lost its life (and a standard greatsword is not an actual prize!)
- 1.0 for not being able to keep the ogre.
- 1.0 for not being an actual scenario.

So that adds up to a whopping 3.0 (SUBSTANDARD)

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:30 AM #9 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Giny on the CSR:

Not even funny.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:30 AM #10 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Milu on the CSR:

The joke is getting old.

SUBSTANDARD, because the scenario works.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:31 AM #11 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Jemand on the CSR:

Honestly, this is better than undead valley. Sort of.

SUBSTANDARD

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:32 AM #12 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Excalibur on the SV:

I scoffed when I finished this. It's not even a scenario, just someone goofing around with the scenario editor. At least it was extremely short, which can't be said of many other scenarios.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:32 AM #13 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From TGM on SV:

I've had it with these lame remakes of that lame minigame.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:33 AM #14 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From BainIhrno on SV:

I wish I could keep the ogre. No more remakes please.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:35 AM #15 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Jewels on SV:


One sequel is vaguely funny, the fourth(Or fifth, I'm not sure. There's too many.) remake is just stupid. I'm not even going to pretend to like it.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:36 AM #16 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Iffy on SV:

Outdoor and Town design - 3
Everything outside of the little room you start in has a little message. Cute. Not original.

Plot - Poor
Not original

Combat - Poor
Fighting a sword is interesting, but something about fighting it is just...bad

Scripting - Poor
It is there, it works, but there is almost nothing.

Final Score - POOR

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 05:37 AM #17 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

From Lord Grimm on SV:

I had originally planned to not rate gag scenarios. Then I played this one.
'Nuff Said


Plot: .5/2
Gameplay: 1/2
Presentability: 1.1/2
Scripting: 0/2
Personal Enjoyment: 1/2


Rating: 3.6/10 (SUBSTANDARD)

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Posted 07 September 2011 - 10:28 AM #18 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

What the heck is this? I must obviously be missing something.

Poor
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Posted 10 September 2011 - 08:21 AM #19 Kill Prize, Win Ogre

Ummm...no. Just, no.

Poor
I like pie. 'Nuff said.





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