What is going on with this world.
I'm sitting on my iPod, trying to get DANTIUS to make a pony.
My iPod keeps autocorrecting his name.
I can't undo it.
Maybe I wanted to say DANTIUS in a normal tone, not in Internet yelling voice.
I have never before to my knowledge typed DANTIUS in all-caps on my iPod.
How the hell does this happen. Why does it seem like all of these devices are on the crap end of the uncanny valley. Tell me, DANTIUS, why does my iPod do this crap.
Maybe DANTIUS has gotten into my iPod somehow. Or maybe DANTIUS is some stupid new acronym for something. Maybe DANTIUS is the Dyabolical Ass-handy New Technology In Ur System.
DANTIUS, please get out of my iPod.